22 things more useful than Tayshaun Prince’s postseason…

All 3.8 ppg and 3.5 rebs of Tay in 4 games… in 32.12 minutes of action/gm mind you.

(in no sensible order, but it was fun to try at first)

1. Telemarketers

2.  Philosophy major

3.  Joe Cullen

4.  Travis Henry’s condoms

5.  The War Powers Resolution (1973)

6.  Nancy Pelosi

7.  My Alan Trammell bobblehead

8.  The NFL Network

9.  Rob Parker’s credibility

10. Murray’s band meeting roll call

11.  The 16th seed

12. Virtual bubble wrap

13. Ratko Varda

14. Detroit City Council/Kilpatrick’s regime/ Detroit Public Schools

15. Jason Grilli’s Brandon Lyon’s fastball

16. Brian Fellows

17. Person driving SUV with cell phone in ear

18.  Name-dropping Calvin Booth

19.  Horse flies

20.  Forgetting your putter at home, not realizing it until the 1st green, birdie putt awaiting

21.  The paper Nikoloz Tskitishvili’s multiple NBA contracts were signed on

22.  Listening to Rush Limbaugh’s radio program

Topics: My Attempt At Being Funny/witty, NBA, Ratko Varda, Tayshaun Prince

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  • http://www.motorcitybengals.com Joe Dexter

    #15 nearly had me spitting out coffee at my computer monitor. Then I reached #22 and was really thankful that I had drank the rest of my brew before reading that.

  • http://lifeondumars.com/ toasterhands

    Good, that is about the extent of my humor right there,if at least one person finds it funny then it’s a success.

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