But it’s still funny.
Straight Bangin’s Do You Really Want to Win the Michael Contest?
Fine print item number 8 of 13:
Contest Winner shall neither inquire about nor even mention: Kwame Brown, the Washington Wizards, the 1995 NBA playoffs, the awkward clawing fight with Reggie Miller, the Birmingham Barrons, the Jordan IX, any Jordan model after XIV, Juanita Jordan, the years 1999 through the present.
Someone give Kwame a hug.