Omeglers Weigh In

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You: If you were Joe Dumars, who would you rather trade… Richard Hamilton or Tayshaun Prince?
Stranger: tayshaun, for sure.
You: Why?
Stranger: he’s way weaker than hamilton, are you kidding me?
You: What value could Joe get in return?
Stranger: hmm… well, at least a 100,000 settlement.
Stranger: now, just to clarify, what exactly are we talking about?
You: Nuclear Physics
Stranger: ahh. that makes sense.
Stranger: so, string theory connects the two.
Stranger: oh wait, that’s quantum, my bad.
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You: If you were Joe Dumars, who would you rather trade… Richard Hamilton or Tayshaun Prince?
Stranger: richard hamilton because theres alot of good shooting guards in the leage that can replace him
Stranger: and tayshaun is a great defender and has alot of heart
You: Ben Gordon and Rip are a good combo though…
Stranger: yeahh butt they have nothingg this yearrr
Stranger: this year is los angeles again
You: Actually, the Spurs are winning it this year.
Stranger: sorry but kb24 is a god
Stranger: no way that team hadd there yearsss
Stranger: there to oldd now
Stranger: KB24 KB24 KB24 KB24
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  • ice_for_dyess

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    You: If you were Joe Dumars, who would you rather trade… Richard Hamilton or Tayshaun Prince?
    Stranger: whats in return
    Stranger: to what team
    You: who would you trade first of all?
    Stranger: hmm
    You: any team you want as long as contracts match
    Stranger: tayshaun
    You: why?
    Stranger: dont like the name
    Stranger: sounds like they could be a negative presence in the locker room eventually
    You: what could joe get in return for tayshaun?
    You: who both of them negative presence in the locker room?
    Stranger: i dont know stats
    Stranger: i dont watch basketball